He looks like he was beaten with a shovel. All the twilight photos are so madly photoshopped and airbrushed you dont notice his ugly twists in his face. Ie below...
Like what is with the lazy eye? The battered nose? the poor sense to look the slight bit interesting? Oh and I cant forget the pouty face look....
What is it that makes girls squirt in their panties? If its the fact hes a vampire in one said movie. Understandable. Kate Beckinsale kills it for guys, they cringe in their seats as they watch her slay werewolves. But what if thats not it, what else does he have going for him besides his face posted on every ad covered website as having an IQ of 140? I still dont see it... Or get it for the most part.Fall in love with a real man, a real good vampire. We all know David Borenaz crushes the ugly stick looks of Pattison.
It just seems so weird... all the attention towards him. But hey what do I know... besides the fact that even if I was part of the female population, Id be dyking it out to the likes of her everynight... zingggg.
it's like the dent in your forehead kell, it just adds to the cuteness!
ReplyDeletep.s. I'm sad you didn't bring up his vampire man counterpart, bill from "true blood".
he's a reeeaaaaal hunk of burnin' love.